Another case in another house , this extraodinary situation present in 23^rd century earth .

It is a silly complaint if this was the 21^st century or even the 20^th century , but believe me

if your here , this incident should most upset you . We dealt with all kinds of crisis ,

water crisis , power crisis , crimes but thats not a issue today here .... we have this case

of a serial criminal who is successful in making headlines yes , he's not a murderer ,

not a rapist , not a stealer of money notes or national teasures nor a terrorist but ....oh stop laughing you got that mind set of the 20^th century mortals which planet are you from anyway ? ....

This is the investigation team come from Scotland Yard planet 456 millon light years away ,

sos from planet earth set us on a quest to caugh a strange criminal ,

the insurance companies are bankrupt and people in general take a lot more time in dressing

decently for work (mainly the men) and economic activity and business as a result is coming down ....

what kind of maniac is this criminal , or is it a criminal gang ?

People in planet earth are strange , weird that they consider ....sorry.... can't help laughing

at the whole situation let me brief up everything clearly so other experts from my planet

can investigate but its a serious matter and the Scotland planet police are engaged only

in serious situations ....so you can only imagine the terrible gravity of the situation ....

Yesterday the finance minister of earth showed tension in sudden

inflation and imports of this item because of shortage ....

Yes we are here to investigate the serial underwear thief ....(allow me to laugh pardon me )

Prices of underwears are up and a underwear to purchase in Indian currency is 1000 Rs ,

and poor people are most hit ....

Earlier long ago in the 20^th century inflation was in

vegetables but never did in history of earth was there inflation in prices of underwears ,

I remember my bachular Sunday days where I slept till noon with my favorite black

underwear , actually I am still a bachular but my underwear chilling days r over ,

oh those wonderful wonderful days ....

People for loss of property of their underwears have gone

to insurance companies and insurance companies are now bankrupt .

Men in particular are embarassed for obvious reasons without underwears ,

and starangely this has resulted in decrease in crimes against women ....

infact eve teasing of the male gender has come up with their ah

the only protruding organ prominent with any

pant they wear however these instances are negligible , for men are blessed shameless

in certain things , blessed free to be carefree yet this is a strange social phenomenon ....

The farmers of India suggest the use of the cloth they use as underwear that just about

covers the essensial parts ....its called komanam ....you can call it quarter underwear

(I have never worn it but sure should be comfortable)

the cloth is tied in the waist thread thick nool a thick one .....

and ah sorry to embarrass people but we see men would have

problems in ever ah peaing in public but lets not go to these details ....

Now who is involved in this despicable crime ....ok let me with my team

analyze the cases but the complaints are very interesting let me read that first ....

( ah , I can't help thinking but if this underwear shortage continues , then half underwears

will hit the market , and men will be shown in FTV wearing quarter underwear ....ok ,

why not are we not broad minded this 23^rd century , poor men , most troubled without

underwears )

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Mrs somebody is upset to infinite limits coz her underwear that was stolen was purchased

by her love ....the one she never wears but treasures ah understandable ....

she had got a authogaraph of someone in a handchacheif and had cut the cloth and stitched

the authograph to her underwear ....in times when her husband is away she keeps the

treasured underwear with her ....poor thing wat a terrible loss .....

Mr somebody had got his underwear a special one to prevent inch at the near parts ....

a medicated ayurvedic underwear developed in the 2oth century after a lot of research

and development ....(ah I thought they used a product called inch guard those days anyway),

and now ah poor fellow ....he's so used to his medicated underwear which enhanced

his sex life ah sorry again ah ....and now there are problems and more that anything

understandable embarasssment in public ....

Miss somebody a feminist is capturing the male species for exposure of protruding

ah understood ....but ah what can men do when theres no underwear for the purpose? ....

Ah all this underwear thing ......I saw a group of men wearing the cloth like how babies

wear ....my god ....this is serious no laughing matter , got to get help from Dectective

Poirot ....obvious he's a Agatha Chistie fan even @ this century ....I think its better

I write this tommorow , got phothoes of suspects ....

and yeah before this there was this super hero mask who caused problems ...

(excuse me let me laugh ) .....he pulls underwear to faces and heads ....he ....he...

and the police have him as the first suspect but no I know its not him , he's not

a criminal , he's just a nasty nutty irritating super hero ....I better watch my back

I have deposited some underwears in the bank safe deposit ....

“Just a intersting news today , the absent minded professor in earth found a scientific

discovery , ah he...he ...he “

“whats so funny , Chales ?” ,

“history repeats itself you remember Eureka Kim “ ,

“Yes “ , “ ah this absent minded scientist is in the habbit of making discoveries in the

toilet , so when ever he is in the tub while bathing he is in a water proof underwear.

Well his underwear was stolen and he was bathing underwearless .

Meanwhilethe unfortunately underwearless proffessor made a discovery ,

and came out dancing ,(laughing)

ah ....mos ...most of them got speechless ....then the professsor noticed himself

and the crowd had scientific guests from other planets for a conference ....

the professor became speechless in embarassment and went into a coma from

which he has not yet recovered “

“so sad , what discovery did he make “

“the answer to the life , universe and everything and whats the purpose of the life

of a crockroach “

“interesting , they will be the only survivors on earth when earth goes radioactive in

case of a third world war , and then we have to demolish earth , my god professor had

something important about cockroaches our future enemies , I hate roaches ....

god damn curse the professor's underwear stealer that he would marry a cockroach “

“chill Kim , relax , lets go to our underwear laboratory , and intimate the underwear

king , the underwear god was impressed by him when he was a baby coz he never

ah ... never dirtied his diapers or underwears , until he was 18 he was the

underwear prince and now

he is the underwear king , its been 5 years ....and it was the underwear king who ordered

the Scotland Yard planet , which was why the Scotland Yard planet detectives take

up this investigation in the first place , Kim whats wrong ? “

“nothing Chales I feel the serial underwear stealer is a women , who wants to embarrass

the men , and I being a women don't like the idea “

“Well curse the men of earth , who wanted their organ big then the standard size in

20^th century and their organ evolved and underwears became necessary for them “

“oh , stupid earthlings ...., but this underwear stealer is intellegent , by the way how

much is that padded underwear you brought from earth cost? “

“It was cheap , coz earth had merged their underwear manufacturing business

with the underwear planet ....underwear problem in earth effects all planets of the

universe coz earth is a major underwear manufacturing unit “

“ah , but still underwear planet is well gaurded , so don't worry , we still have

access to underwears , but its maybe a lill more costly ....but not much only

earthlings are most effected “

“ok , as long as we have underwears and not that we need underwears , men

of our planet have normal sized organ ...., “

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(may cont later , hope the content is not vulgar , only want it to be funny , and I think

the story is not that bad to my opinion )